Happy Holidays from Uncle Pooter!

Headlight Cleaner & Plastic Lens Restorer

for your old faded headlights!

Hi guys!  It's that time of year again!  A bit between Black Friday,  Cyber Monday  and Grandmaw's house!

We here at Uncle Pooters want to wish y'all a Really happy Holiday season and a Happy New Year!

We still have our Headlight Restoration formula bottled up in red & green tags for our Stocking Stuffer Special with Free Shipping thru December 14th so Git yer orders in to guarantee shipping by Christmas!

You can Also get one single bottle of our Headlight Cleaner at great discounts right at our store www.shop.unclepooters.com

or www.unclepooters.com

Headlight Restoration shouldn't be a complicated hassle!

With Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce, all you have to do is rub on, rub in & rinse off!

It's that easy!

We ship FREE in sturdy recyclable cardboard boxes and ship same or next business day!

Check out our 4-page Shipping Map of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce Travels & see where in the world Uncle Pooter has been!

Maybe in yer neck of the woods!

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These are happy Pooter people! 

You can be a Pooter too!

Once again, stop by our website & even if ya don't get ya some, give us a +1!

We're growing and have wholesale available also so tell a friend, or drop us a line!

Happy Holidays from Uncle Pooters!

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'Tis the Season for Holiday Stocking Stuffers!

Greetings all, and welcome to the November Newsletter for Uncle Pooters!

We know it's a bit late, but with all of the crazy goin's on lately, we decided to wait a bit until all of the chaos died down.

We have a few updates to cover in this issue, but first we'd like to send our thoughts up to you all in the Northeast who have had the double-whammy hit ya hard!  We're hoping y'all will get back on your feet soon & have a warm & prosperous Holiday.  Some of our select items in our Ebay Store do have a percentage going to the Red Cross so check it out.

In other news, we have added a portal page to our website containing Gift cards, cell phones & cameras, for those of you looking for a bargain on those kinds of things. 

Now for our Christmas Stocking Stuffer Special!

We have put 4 of our 2.5-oz little reds all together in one package for $20.00   and yes, that's with free shipping!  Uncle Pooter's Li'l Red is small & makes a perfectly-unique stocking stuffer!

Plenty of folks have been checkin' out the power of Pooters, so we always keep an updated map of where Uncle Pooter has traveled!  Maybe in your neck of the woods!
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So if you, or someone you know has a vehicle with old, faded headlights, pass it on or Git ya some & give the gift of Pooters this year!  We have a great line of products to fit almost anyone's budget!  All of our individual bottles are under 10 bucks and as always, that's with FREE Shipping.

 

We also have just launched Pooter Merchandise available at www.unclepooters.com
Hoodies, Mugs, Tshirts & other great stuff! 

 

 

 

 Show yer Pooter Pride!
 

 

 

 
 

 

Yes, that's right!  We sell Wholesale cases as well!  You can make some extra cash by being a distributor / reseller of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce if you'd like!  Flea Market, Small Stores, Curious Shops, Auto Parts Store, Car wash, Detailing Shop.  Anywhere!  You set your price and sales strategy.  It's a great opportunity!

Well, as always, we'd like to say "Tell a friend!  Pass us on!  and... Thank you for your business!

Uncle Pooter's Fan Store! Show yer Pooter Pride

Uncle Pooter's FAN STORE

Cups, Glasses, Mugs, Tshirts, Hoodies & MORE!

Click HERE to check it out!

 

 

 

 

Yep!  That's right!  Uncle Pooter has collectibles available for you!  Even Cell Phone covers & iPad skins!

Birthdays, Christmas, Office Parties, or any occasion is a great opportunity to Be a Pooter Fan!

Click HERE to see everything!

 

Don't run around empty-handed!  These collectibles have style & flair!

We'll be willing to bet that none of yer neighbors have an Uncle Pooter's Cocoa or coffee mug.

 

How about an Uncle Pooter's Baseball Cap?

Yup! It's available!

Wear it in yer truck, to a flea market, your local baseball game, heck-  wear it up in yer local Wal Mart for all we care!  (Just don't wear it in church!)

 

Not into T-shirts?

Then spruce it up a bit with a Polo Golf Shirt!

Available HERE!

 

 

There's Tons of other apparel & Uncle Pooter collectibles available so pass it on & tell a friend!

 

Visit our website at www.unclepooters.com

and pick up some of our famous Headlight Sauce for under 10 bucks with FREE Shipping!

 

Thank you for your business!

 

                            -Uncle Pooter

 

 

 

 

 

Digital Cameras, Gift Cards & Cell Phones!

Christmas Gift Ideas available at Uncle Pooters!

Happy Fall All!

Now is the time to start browsing for those special folks on your shopping list!

We here at Uncle Pooter's have created that Hidden Hole in the wall where you can see literally  HUNDREDS of these items on sale & purchase them at SUPER LOW Prices!

At www.unclepooters.com we have dedicated a page exclusively to cell phones, gift cards of all denominations and digital cameras of ALL kinds.  Perfect for that Holiday Stocking Stuffer or Christmas Present you've been eyeballing for awhile!

 

Gift Cards for Xbox, Gaming Time, Restaurants, Starbucks, Joe's Crab Shack, Air time--YOU NAME IT!

Cell Phones
Popular Cell Phone brands with plans such as Nokia, Motorola, Blackberry, LG, Samsung, HTC and Plans to go with 'em!

Digital Cameras - too many to mention but HP, Canon, Nikon, Panasonic, Sony & Olympus just to name a few.

It's a shopping BONANZA!  Put us in your favorites for when you need to scoop up the perfect Holiday Gift Idea this year!
Pass it onto your mailing list!
It's all at www.unclepooters.com  so put us in your favorites & don't forget!  Our Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce makes a great Stocking Stuffer too! Free shipping & all under $10 bucks!

4 bottles for $20.00 at www.unclepooters.com Makes a great gift for the auto enthusiasts in your family!

PLUS, IF YER NOT JUST SHOPPIN' FOR A #christmas #GIFT FALL CLEANING IS A GREAT TIME TO GET YER OLD HEADLIGHTS CLEANED UP FOR THE #WINTER MONTHS COMING AHEAD! SALT, SAND, UGH! rESTORE YOUR HEADLIGHTS BEFORE OLD MAN WINTER HITS SO YOU CAN SEE BETTER THROUGH THE SLEET & SNOW! WWW.UNCLEPOOTERS.COM making the world a brighter place, one headlight at a time. and all under 10 bucks!

Well, we know it's late, but E-business never sleeps! We trust that many of you have received your samples, and have had a chance to try 'em out on some of your older units and check out our website ( www.unclepooters.com ).

 

Whether you're a retail store, a used car dealer, or a mobile detail shop, car wash- what have you - we're hoping that you can put the power of Pooters to work in your line of business! Right now, we're shooting for around 20 accounts. We've had great reviews on the retail end of things, so we're branching out to wholesale! Attached is our pricing for our cases.
We look at it this way: If you buy a gallon of headlight cleaner from someone and your employee happens to knock it over with his knee, or your dog hits your can & spills it, you've lost your $100.00 investment all over the ground! On the other hand, if you're using our bottles for commercial use and you spill one, you have plenty more to fall back on! No great loss! Thanks for dropping by - OH-- no samples outside the U.S. Just U.S. only Sorry guys! The shipping is unviable to the retailer on the other end. Although we retail many bottles all over the world retail, the shipping just gets too out of control on cases shipped outside the U.S. and companies would have to jack up theiir prices to offset the cost & that's not what Uncle Pooters is about. We're about keeping it low for the working class. And as always, Thanks for your business!! ☺

Happy October and thank you for your business! 

www.unclepooters.com

Headlight Cleaner & Plastic Lens Restorer for your Headlights! 

We here at Uncle Pooters send out our monthly newsletter not only as an update to what's going on, but also to keep you in the loop, as to our specials!

Recently, we've had a lot of FIRSTS!

 First Mexico order,

First 4-oz Blue Bullet Bottle

New 4-oz "Fat-boy" Bottle

 

First Mexico sale!

 

Actually, our Sales map is here!

See where Uncle Pooter has traveled!

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First green-screen technology video!

twine tastes so good cats ask for it by name 

Right now, on www.unclepooters.com you can get a box of 4 2.5 oz "Li'l Reds for just $20.00 and that includes FREE Shipping! This is a great Christmas gift, stocking stuffer , present, or gift idea for you this Holiday season! Put in your faves if you're not ready to purchase just yet, or send this onto a friend! 

We also introduced several NEW Videos last month with various makes & models on our Youtube channel!

Here's just one of our 2003 Mercury Sable:

 

We also added a:

Honda Accord

BMW 318

Toyota Celica

Suzuki Aerio

Honda CR-V

Volkswagen Jetta

Kia Spectra

and a Ford Windstar

Oh, and first complaint for our newsletter.

 We try & be straightforwarrd & honest, but last month, we had an unsubscriber.  He wrote with so much ire, so much rage, that it was hard to fathom where he was coming from!  It must've taken 10 minutes to write his letter, and we were puzzled as to the timing of it.  He ordered back in MARCH and was just now writing to take him off the mailing list.  All he had to do was hit reply & say "Unsubscribe me"

(Takes 10 seconds; must've been having a bad day.)

 

Uncle Pooter's gets a lot of junk email, and we put it in our spam folder.  Later, if we want to look at it, we can go in there & see what we want to see.  It's a couple clicks of a mouse.  We order online too!  As a result, we get follow-up emails and sometimes, they come 3 or 4 times a week!  It's CRAZY!  That's why we send out our emails just one a month because we are on the other side of the coin too.

 

There's no need for sending a poison pen letter- We'll put a link here and just say "unsubscribe".

 

Click here to unsubscribe

 

a couple clicks & you're done.  We'll update our spreadsheet expediently and have you off the mailing list.

 

Onto other more positive news!

 

We've got quite a few wholesale cases sold and dealers & vendors are jumping on board.  If you are a legitimate dealer, auto detailer, or car wash or other business that would like to incorporate Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce into your line of business, hit us up!  We'll send out a free sample for you to try & hopefully, you'll become a retailer or jump on as one of our accounts!

Have a safe & happy Halloween and we'll see ya next month!

 

--Uncle Pooters.

 

 

 

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Mention this "Business Card" at checkout and receive $1.00 off your order!

 

  www.unclepooters.com

 

   and pass it onto a friend!

We ship pretty much ANYWHERE!

 

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Have a look-see at some of our videos of Uncle Pooters in action! www.unclepooters.com

Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce is a safe, inexpensive and effective DIY plastic lens restorer that restores older, faded headlights by removing all of the surface oxidation that has built up over time.  Rub on, rub in, rinse off.  It's a great & inexpensive way to keep your vehicle not only looking newer, but increasing visibility!  Hundreds sold on Ebay, and through our website (www.unclepooters.com).  Also works on fleet vehicles’ flashers & marker lights!

 

Available in our 4-oz Blue,

2.5-oz Red,

And our 3-oz collectible “jug”!

 

We also sell wholesale cases to Detailers, Car Washes, Car Dealers and others in the Automotive industry.

 

All of our products are made right here in the U.S.A, shipped in individual boxes, packed in Spanish moss, and come with instructions printed on a colored gift tag.

 

We’re eco-friendly too right down to our biodegradable string we use to tie on our instructions.

 

 

Rest assured, we’re Paypal secured - and First-class Mail

Fast FREE shipping with tracking!

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Come see our new series of Videos and our NEW Blue Bullet Headlight cleaner !

Available now at www.unclepooters.com

"Give it a shot!"

 

 

 

 

Headlight Cleaner Plastic Lens Restoration - $6.15
Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce "It's cheap, an' IT WORKS!" Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce is BY FAR the best value you can get for your money ...

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Howdy & happy September from Uncle Pooters! 

 

For those of you who may not be aware, this is our monthly newsletter sent out once a month.

 

We don't SPAM 3 to 4 times a week like other places do because we don't like junk either!  We just keep folks abreast of what's new, and just to say "Howdy!"

Check out some of the places Uncle Pooters has been!  Maybe in your neck of the woods!


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We hope you all had a great Summer! We here at Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce sure did & it's all thanks to you!  Our Summer Special went over pretty well and folks are now toodling about showing their Pooter Pride with their Pooter Bumper Stickers! 

 

 

We're now wholesaling cases to consumers for their car washes, detailing shops and what-not and this is growing.  We're offering our case of (24) 4-oz blue bottles of headlight cleaner at $99.95 and a case of (30) of our Small "Li'l Red" bottles at $90.00.  These include shipping!

 

 

Speaking of our blue 4-oz bottles, we're slightly changing the look for a more ergonomic one.  Still 4 oz, still big blue, just with a black dispenser cap. Stay tuned for the rollout of that one!  

We are also working on a Christmas Stocking Stuffer Special, and lo & behold, it will be just as wacky & cheesy as the rest of our ads when it's out.  These Christmas bottles will feature Uncle Pooter on the front of the instruction tag saying "Merry Christmas, y'all!" and will be available in either a red tag or a green tag.  Our Li'l Red is perfect for the car lover in your family and it fits quite nicely in a stockin' too!  Tell a friend & save us in your favorites for when you start to do your Christmas Gift Shopping!

We'd like to touch on customer service a bit since we're here.  All too often nowadays, companies seem to forget who made them who they are.  We know that it's YOU the consumer who makes or breaks us.  That's why when we stay consistent and strive for quality on each bottle we send out.  We place a business card in each box; we make sure each tag is the color that was ordered, and yes, there's even a reason we try & tie on our gift tags just a bit off center to the right.  We also place the bottle or jug with the tag on top, so that when you open your box, the tag and label are clearly exposed, you can immediately see that you received your order correctly.  in addition, we mark each box to ensure there are no mix-ups with your order, and THAT ensures expediency.

These aren't major things, these are little things.  But it's the little things in life that matter many times, and when combined with consistency, we thing that this makes a great long-term business model & hope that you'll return.  We also know that there's no certain criteria for an Uncle Pooter's Customer.  It could be someone buying their very first item online, someone with hardly any money, a multimillionaire, a skeptic or maybe an owner of a business checking out the competition!  Therefore, we stay consistent and want everyone to have the same great experience when they purchase our product, whether it be Li'l Red, Big Blue or our collectible jug.

 

 

Once again, we'd like to thank those out there for the word of mouth and continued support!  We all hope you have a great Labor Day!

 

 

Christmas Gift Ideas & Holiday Stocking Stuffers!

Christmas Gift Ideas

Hey  y'all!  If you're reading this, then you have the Holidays in mind!  We here at Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce just want to say that sending a bottle of  Uncle Pooters is a great AND unique gift idea!  Not only is it priced under 10 bucks, but our bottles & jugs are only 2.5, 3 & 4 ounces and fit nicely in a stocking as a Stocking Stuffer Gift Idea!  PLUS, we offer FREE NEXT-DAY SHIPPING to the U.S. on all of our orders!  Shipping our Headlight Restorer usually takes 3-5 business days, so plan early!   (International orders require a bit more in postage and take a bit longer.)

Our 3-oz jugs have small handles on them, so after you're done with your bottle of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce, just hang it up on your tree!  Hey!  It makes a really neat Christmas Ornament!

 

Our 2.5-oz bottles are the smallest and can be ordered with a "Merry Christmas" gift tag.  Available in Red or Green featuring your friend Uncle Pooter in a Santa Hat.  Uncle Pooter is on the outside, saying "Merry Christmas, Y'all!" while instructions for use will be printed on the inside of the tag.

With hundreds sold, our 4-oz Blue Bottle is still available for under 10 bucks and that includes the FREE SHIPPING!  A great Christmas gift Idea, this bottle should be able to do all of the vehicles of the entire family!  These 4-oz bottles of our headlight cleaner are also available with a red or green tag featuring Uncle Pooter in his Santa Hat Saying, "Merry Christmas Y'all!"

 

So come on in & Git ya some!  No matter which one of our headlight restoration products you choose, you're not a Scrooge!

Christmas isn't too far away and whether sending a gift across the miles, or stuffing it in someone's stocking, or planting a box of Uncle Pooters under the tree this Christmas, it will certainly put a smile on someone's face this Holiday Season.

Thanks for looking and Happy Holidays! 

www.unclepooters.com

Greetings from Uncle Pooters and we hope you all are enjoying your Summer!

This is our Monthly Newsletter and updates from Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce for August.

First of all, we'd like to say a special "THANK YOU!" to all who have jumped in on our .99¢ Sale on Ebay these last few weeks!  No, we didn't make money hand-over-fist, but we DID have a GREAT turnout, and that means there's MORE Happy Pooter customers who are now aware of the Power of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce!  \
The word is getting out there!  We have just shipped out the last batch of orders today, 8/3/12, so if you haven't received yours yet, rest assured, it is on its way!!!

Also, Our SUMMER SPECIAL is rolling right along and happy Pooter customers are getting their Pooters headlight lens restorer along with their bumper stickers & showing their Pooter Pride!  Even Spain, Greece & Russia have jumped in! 
Our SUMMER SPECIAL is continuing through the end of August so don't be shy; git ya some! 

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Don't forget our New 2.5-oz "Li'L Red" headlight cleaner that is selling very well!  It's small, it's cheap, an' IT WORKS!  Just as well as our 4-oz bottles!  Uncle Pooter likes to be proactive, and our "Li'l Red" makes a GREAT Stocking Stuffer for Christmas!  *hint-hint
...we may be implementing a .99 cent sale on Ebay during the month of November & Decemberfor Christmas Gift giving and stocking stuffer ideas so don't miss out!

"Li'L Red"

We've also just implemented a new wholesale line for Car Washes, Detail Shops, Mobile Headlight Restoration folks and Used Car Lots to place in their place of business.  If you happen to have, or know of someone in the industry who is interested in purchasing wholesale headlight cleaner, send this along!  We believe that our pricing is pretty competitive with the others out there and may even work better!  PLUS, we're even offering to put YOUR LOGO on the label and we're adding FREE SHIPPING!

Click HERE  for info! 

We've even tweaked our business card a bit - maybe some of you have seen its cleaner look!

That's about all from the Pooter Printer...

Thank you for reading, and tell a friend neighbor or coworker! 

Help spread the word! 

Most of all...

♥THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS!!!♥

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