Uncle Pooter's Christmas Stocking Stuffer Special!

Howdy Folks! 

It's been awhile since we last updated, but when it comes to cleaning headlights, there's not much that can beat the power of Pooters!  Our formula is designed to remove haze & oxidation in headlight restoration, and our eBay feedback proves it!

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We've been so busy over the Summer, we just haven't had the chance to update!

Well, we finally have gotten a small break here, so we've launched our Stocking Stuffer Special for the second year!  This time with TWO options!

This year, we are offering our:

(4) 2.5-oz "Li'l Reds" for $20

and now our (4) 4-oz Fat Boys for $25

Both are available either on eBay or unclepooters.com

Yes, as always, that's with FREE Shipping here in the U.S!

Now, while supplies last, you can show your Pooter Pride because we're including a free bumper sticker with every order! 

We want to thank you for your business & hope the word of mouth keeps spreading!

We're on the move and may have landed in your back yard!

Track Uncle Pooter's Travels on our map here and see all of the wonderful places Uncle Pooters has been!

Thanks again from us here at Uncle Pooters and tell a friend!

Happy Holidays!

Uncle Pooter's Fan Store! Show yer Pooter Pride

Uncle Pooter's FAN STORE

Cups, Glasses, Mugs, Tshirts, Hoodies & MORE!

Click HERE to check it out!

 

 

 

 

Yep!  That's right!  Uncle Pooter has collectibles available for you!  Even Cell Phone covers & iPad skins!

Birthdays, Christmas, Office Parties, or any occasion is a great opportunity to Be a Pooter Fan!

Click HERE to see everything!

 

Don't run around empty-handed!  These collectibles have style & flair!

We'll be willing to bet that none of yer neighbors have an Uncle Pooter's Cocoa or coffee mug.

 

How about an Uncle Pooter's Baseball Cap?

Yup! It's available!

Wear it in yer truck, to a flea market, your local baseball game, heck-  wear it up in yer local Wal Mart for all we care!  (Just don't wear it in church!)

 

Not into T-shirts?

Then spruce it up a bit with a Polo Golf Shirt!

Available HERE!

 

 

There's Tons of other apparel & Uncle Pooter collectibles available so pass it on & tell a friend!

 

Visit our website at www.unclepooters.com

and pick up some of our famous Headlight Sauce for under 10 bucks with FREE Shipping!

 

Thank you for your business!

 

                            -Uncle Pooter

 

 

 

 

 

Happy October and thank you for your business! 

www.unclepooters.com

Headlight Cleaner & Plastic Lens Restorer for your Headlights! 

We here at Uncle Pooters send out our monthly newsletter not only as an update to what's going on, but also to keep you in the loop, as to our specials!

Recently, we've had a lot of FIRSTS!

 First Mexico order,

First 4-oz Blue Bullet Bottle

New 4-oz "Fat-boy" Bottle

 

First Mexico sale!

 

Actually, our Sales map is here!

See where Uncle Pooter has traveled!

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First green-screen technology video!

twine tastes so good cats ask for it by name 

Right now, on www.unclepooters.com you can get a box of 4 2.5 oz "Li'l Reds for just $20.00 and that includes FREE Shipping! This is a great Christmas gift, stocking stuffer , present, or gift idea for you this Holiday season! Put in your faves if you're not ready to purchase just yet, or send this onto a friend! 

We also introduced several NEW Videos last month with various makes & models on our Youtube channel!

Here's just one of our 2003 Mercury Sable:

 

We also added a:

Honda Accord

BMW 318

Toyota Celica

Suzuki Aerio

Honda CR-V

Volkswagen Jetta

Kia Spectra

and a Ford Windstar

Oh, and first complaint for our newsletter.

 We try & be straightforwarrd & honest, but last month, we had an unsubscriber.  He wrote with so much ire, so much rage, that it was hard to fathom where he was coming from!  It must've taken 10 minutes to write his letter, and we were puzzled as to the timing of it.  He ordered back in MARCH and was just now writing to take him off the mailing list.  All he had to do was hit reply & say "Unsubscribe me"

(Takes 10 seconds; must've been having a bad day.)

 

Uncle Pooter's gets a lot of junk email, and we put it in our spam folder.  Later, if we want to look at it, we can go in there & see what we want to see.  It's a couple clicks of a mouse.  We order online too!  As a result, we get follow-up emails and sometimes, they come 3 or 4 times a week!  It's CRAZY!  That's why we send out our emails just one a month because we are on the other side of the coin too.

 

There's no need for sending a poison pen letter- We'll put a link here and just say "unsubscribe".

 

Click here to unsubscribe

 

a couple clicks & you're done.  We'll update our spreadsheet expediently and have you off the mailing list.

 

Onto other more positive news!

 

We've got quite a few wholesale cases sold and dealers & vendors are jumping on board.  If you are a legitimate dealer, auto detailer, or car wash or other business that would like to incorporate Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce into your line of business, hit us up!  We'll send out a free sample for you to try & hopefully, you'll become a retailer or jump on as one of our accounts!

Have a safe & happy Halloween and we'll see ya next month!

 

--Uncle Pooters.

 

 

 

Howdy & happy September from Uncle Pooters! 

 

For those of you who may not be aware, this is our monthly newsletter sent out once a month.

 

We don't SPAM 3 to 4 times a week like other places do because we don't like junk either!  We just keep folks abreast of what's new, and just to say "Howdy!"

Check out some of the places Uncle Pooters has been!  Maybe in your neck of the woods!


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We hope you all had a great Summer! We here at Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce sure did & it's all thanks to you!  Our Summer Special went over pretty well and folks are now toodling about showing their Pooter Pride with their Pooter Bumper Stickers! 

 

 

We're now wholesaling cases to consumers for their car washes, detailing shops and what-not and this is growing.  We're offering our case of (24) 4-oz blue bottles of headlight cleaner at $99.95 and a case of (30) of our Small "Li'l Red" bottles at $90.00.  These include shipping!

 

 

Speaking of our blue 4-oz bottles, we're slightly changing the look for a more ergonomic one.  Still 4 oz, still big blue, just with a black dispenser cap. Stay tuned for the rollout of that one!  

We are also working on a Christmas Stocking Stuffer Special, and lo & behold, it will be just as wacky & cheesy as the rest of our ads when it's out.  These Christmas bottles will feature Uncle Pooter on the front of the instruction tag saying "Merry Christmas, y'all!" and will be available in either a red tag or a green tag.  Our Li'l Red is perfect for the car lover in your family and it fits quite nicely in a stockin' too!  Tell a friend & save us in your favorites for when you start to do your Christmas Gift Shopping!

We'd like to touch on customer service a bit since we're here.  All too often nowadays, companies seem to forget who made them who they are.  We know that it's YOU the consumer who makes or breaks us.  That's why when we stay consistent and strive for quality on each bottle we send out.  We place a business card in each box; we make sure each tag is the color that was ordered, and yes, there's even a reason we try & tie on our gift tags just a bit off center to the right.  We also place the bottle or jug with the tag on top, so that when you open your box, the tag and label are clearly exposed, you can immediately see that you received your order correctly.  in addition, we mark each box to ensure there are no mix-ups with your order, and THAT ensures expediency.

These aren't major things, these are little things.  But it's the little things in life that matter many times, and when combined with consistency, we thing that this makes a great long-term business model & hope that you'll return.  We also know that there's no certain criteria for an Uncle Pooter's Customer.  It could be someone buying their very first item online, someone with hardly any money, a multimillionaire, a skeptic or maybe an owner of a business checking out the competition!  Therefore, we stay consistent and want everyone to have the same great experience when they purchase our product, whether it be Li'l Red, Big Blue or our collectible jug.

 

 

Once again, we'd like to thank those out there for the word of mouth and continued support!  We all hope you have a great Labor Day!

 

 

Christmas Gift Ideas & Holiday Stocking Stuffers!

Christmas Gift Ideas

Hey  y'all!  If you're reading this, then you have the Holidays in mind!  We here at Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce just want to say that sending a bottle of  Uncle Pooters is a great AND unique gift idea!  Not only is it priced under 10 bucks, but our bottles & jugs are only 2.5, 3 & 4 ounces and fit nicely in a stocking as a Stocking Stuffer Gift Idea!  PLUS, we offer FREE NEXT-DAY SHIPPING to the U.S. on all of our orders!  Shipping our Headlight Restorer usually takes 3-5 business days, so plan early!   (International orders require a bit more in postage and take a bit longer.)

Our 3-oz jugs have small handles on them, so after you're done with your bottle of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce, just hang it up on your tree!  Hey!  It makes a really neat Christmas Ornament!

 

Our 2.5-oz bottles are the smallest and can be ordered with a "Merry Christmas" gift tag.  Available in Red or Green featuring your friend Uncle Pooter in a Santa Hat.  Uncle Pooter is on the outside, saying "Merry Christmas, Y'all!" while instructions for use will be printed on the inside of the tag.

With hundreds sold, our 4-oz Blue Bottle is still available for under 10 bucks and that includes the FREE SHIPPING!  A great Christmas gift Idea, this bottle should be able to do all of the vehicles of the entire family!  These 4-oz bottles of our headlight cleaner are also available with a red or green tag featuring Uncle Pooter in his Santa Hat Saying, "Merry Christmas Y'all!"

 

So come on in & Git ya some!  No matter which one of our headlight restoration products you choose, you're not a Scrooge!

Christmas isn't too far away and whether sending a gift across the miles, or stuffing it in someone's stocking, or planting a box of Uncle Pooters under the tree this Christmas, it will certainly put a smile on someone's face this Holiday Season.

Thanks for looking and Happy Holidays! 

www.unclepooters.com