June Updates from Uncle Pooter

THE POOTER

 PRESS

Howdy from Uncle Pooter’s and thank you for your business!

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As you may know, we only send out our updates about once a month.

This month is June, and that means Father’s Day and that means specials at www.unclepooters.com!

We’ve also decided to call our monthly newsletter

“THE POOTER PRESS”

 But first, as any proud father, Uncle Pooter would like to announce a new addition to the family!

As you may or may not have seen, we have had some teaser ads floating around out there for our NEW release of Uncle Pooter’s “Li’l Red”!

We’ve had some emails & comments mentioning that our bottles are just too much & we have heard your voice!  Now, Uncle Pooter’s is DOWNSIZING!  Getting SMALLER!

“Li’l Red” is Uncle Pooter’s newest addition packaged in a 2.5-oz bottle with just as much power as our 4-oz bottle AND, at a lower price!  Just $3.99!

Check it out on Ebay or on our Website! HERE!

Sure! We will still offer our 4-oz bottles out there, but there was a demand for a smaller size, so now you have TWO choices!  Our original “Big Blue” 4-oz bottle, and now our “Li’L Red” 2.5 oz bottle!

Also, we have changed our 3-oz ‘Jugs” a bit, by utilizing them as special occasion jugs with Personalized tags on them such as: Happy Father’s Day, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, Merry Christmas, etc. with a message on the inside of the card pertaining to the occasion instead of instructions.  The instructions will be printed separately on plain paper included in the package.  These will retail for $6.99

Q: Hey man, why’d you jack up the prices on yer 3-oz jugs?

A: It’s simple.  We’re always straight up with our customers.  We don’t want to raise prices, but our suppliers have jacked up the prices on jugs!  Actually, these jugs are used as syrup bottles in many places, and it must be syrup season up in Connecticut & Vermont or something, because our price on jugs went WAY up!  But Uncle Pooter likes the look & feel of ‘em to go along with the Pooter look & image.  It’s a JUG with a cute li’l handle and we sure don’t want to get rid of them because they’re cute!  So, we had to improvise and now we’re selling our jugs as more of a novelty/gift item with a specialty tag.  So, if you happened to get one of these at $5.00, consider yourself lucky!  We had no choice but to raise our price on our Jug. (sorry!)

We have also unleashed several new YouTube videos called our “Junkyard” series by proving the power of Uncle Pooters on several different vehicles including a Father’s Day video spoof collage!  Check it out HERE!

You just don’t know how I drive out & about every day & see hundreds of vehicles that could use our product.  The fact is, they just aren’t aware or just don’t know how much better their vehicle could look by spending 5 bucks & 10 minutes on their headlights!  Headlight restoration is an overcomplicated term made up by corporate higher-ups in order to gain more profit.  If the general population only knew that it is as easy as getting the lime off of your bathroom sink for little time & investment, they’d be amazed!  Many people hear the words headlight restorer, or restoration & they think, “Oh my God, that will take all day!”  Seriously!  They do!  I have asked people and they actually think it’s a half-day job like removing a tree stump or cleaning barnacles off of the bottom of a boat!

That’s a main reason I put out my videos – to illustrate how easy it is.  Wipe on, wipe in, rinse off. 

Anyway, We here at Uncle Pooter’s hope you & yours had a great Memorial Day Weekend.  If you’ll notice, Uncle Pooter has had NO ADS pertaining to Memorial Day or Mother’s Day.  We choose our battles as we see fit, and have seen no need to plug our product into these holidays.  It’s as we see appropriate.  But Father’s Day we think is a great & unique gift idea for yer pops, yer pappy, dad, - whatever you call him, he’s your father so send him a weird & crazy gift he’s never seen before!

So, to reiterate, we now have  our little Uncle Pooter’s Headlight Sauce family of:

Our 2.5-oz “Li’l Red” at $3.99

Our 4-oz “Big Blue” at $5.99

And our 3-oz Jug at $6.99

All available on Ebay or our website with Fast Shipping! 

Once again, we do appreciate your business and thank you again.  We hope you’ll tell a friend! 

Thanks from Uncle Pooter’s Headlight Sauce!

www.unclepooters.com