Thursday, September 27, 2012

Business Card
 

 

Mention this "Business Card" at checkout and receive $1.00 off your order!

 

  www.unclepooters.com

 

   and pass it onto a friend!

We ship pretty much ANYWHERE!
 

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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Have a look-see at some of our videos of Uncle Pooters in action! www.unclepooters.com

Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce is a safe, inexpensive and effective DIY plastic lens restorer that restores older, faded headlights by removing all of the surface oxidation that has built up over time.  Rub on, rub in, rinse off.  It's a great & inexpensive way to keep your vehicle not only looking newer, but increasing visibility!  Hundreds sold on Ebay, and through our website (www.unclepooters.com).  Also works on fleet vehicles’ flashers & marker lights!
 
Available in our 4-oz Blue,
2.5-oz Red,
And our 3-oz collectible “jug”!
 
We also sell wholesale cases to Detailers, Car Washes, Car Dealers and others in the Automotive industry.
 
All of our products are made right here in the U.S.A, shipped in individual boxes, packed in Spanish moss, and come with instructions printed on a colored gift tag.
 
We’re eco-friendly too right down to our biodegradable string we use to tie on our instructions.
 
 
Rest assured, we’re Paypal secured - and First-class Mail
Fast FREE shipping with tracking!

Friday, September 7, 2012


Headlight Cleaner Plastic Lens Restoration - $6.15

Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce "It's cheap, an' IT WORKS!" Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce is BY FAR the best value you can get for your money ...

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Howdy & happy September from Uncle Pooters
 
For those of you who may not be aware, this is our monthly newsletter sent out once a month.
 
We don't SPAM 3 to 4 times a week like other places do because we don't like junk either!  We just keep folks abreast of what's new, and just to say "Howdy!"

Check out some of the places Uncle Pooters has been!  Maybe in your neck of the woods!


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We hope you all had a great Summer! We here at Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce sure did & it's all thanks to you!  Our Summer Special went over pretty well and folks are now toodling about showing their Pooter Pride with their Pooter Bumper Stickers! 

 

 
We're now wholesaling cases to consumers for their car washes, detailing shops and what-not and this is growing.  We're offering our case of (24) 4-oz blue bottles of headlight cleaner at $99.95 and a case of (30) of our Small "Li'l Red" bottles at $90.00.  These include shipping!
 
 
Speaking of our blue 4-oz bottles, we're slightly changing the look for a more ergonomic one.  Still 4 oz, still big blue, just with a black dispenser cap. Stay tuned for the rollout of that one!  
We are also working on a Christmas Stocking Stuffer Special, and lo & behold, it will be just as wacky & cheesy as the rest of our ads when it's out.  These Christmas bottles will feature Uncle Pooter on the front of the instruction tag saying "Merry Christmas, y'all!" and will be available in either a red tag or a green tag.  Our Li'l Red is perfect for the car lover in your family and it fits quite nicely in a stockin' too!  Tell a friend & save us in your favorites for when you start to do your Christmas Gift Shopping!
We'd like to touch on customer service a bit since we're here.  All too often nowadays, companies seem to forget who made them who they are.  We know that it's YOU the consumer who makes or breaks us.  That's why when we stay consistent and strive for quality on each bottle we send out.  We place a business card in each box; we make sure each tag is the color that was ordered, and yes, there's even a reason we try & tie on our gift tags just a bit off center to the right.  We also place the bottle or jug with the tag on top, so that when you open your box, the tag and label are clearly exposed, you can immediately see that you received your order correctly.  in addition, we mark each box to ensure there are no mix-ups with your order, and THAT ensures expediency.
These aren't major things, these are little things.  But it's the little things in life that matter many times, and when combined with consistency, we thing that this makes a great long-term business model & hope that you'll return.  We also know that there's no certain criteria for an Uncle Pooter's Customer.  It could be someone buying their very first item online, someone with hardly any money, a multimillionaire, a skeptic or maybe an owner of a business checking out the competition!  Therefore, we stay consistent and want everyone to have the same great experience when they purchase our product, whether it be Li'l Red, Big Blue or our collectible jug.
 
 
Once again, we'd like to thank those out there for the word of mouth and continued support!  We all hope you have a great Labor Day!
 
 

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Christmas Gift Ideas & Holiday Stocking Stuffers!





Christmas Gift Ideas

Hey  y'all!  If you're reading this, then you have the Holidays in mind!  We here at Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce just want to say that sending a bottle of  Uncle Pooters is a great AND unique gift idea!  Not only is it priced under 10 bucks, but our bottles & jugs are only 2.5, 3 & 4 ounces and fit nicely in a stocking as a Stocking Stuffer Gift Idea!  PLUS, we offer FREE NEXT-DAY SHIPPING to the U.S. on all of our orders!  Shipping our Headlight Restorer usually takes 3-5 business days, so plan early!   (International orders require a bit more in postage and take a bit longer.)


Our 3-oz jugs have small handles on them, so after you're done with your bottle of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce, just hang it up on your tree!  Hey!  It makes a really neat Christmas Ornament!
Our 2.5-oz bottles are the smallest and can be ordered with a "Merry Christmas" gift tag.  Available in Red or Green featuring your friend Uncle Pooter in a Santa Hat.  Uncle Pooter is on the outside, saying "Merry Christmas, Y'all!" while instructions for use will be printed on the inside of the tag.





With hundreds sold, our 4-oz Blue Bottle is still available for under 10 bucks and that includes the FREE SHIPPING!  A great Christmas gift Idea, this bottle should be able to do all of the vehicles of the entire family!  These 4-oz bottles of our headlight cleaner are also available with a red or green tag featuring Uncle Pooter in his Santa Hat Saying, "Merry Christmas Y'all!"


So come on in & Git ya some!  No matter which one of our headlight restoration products you choose, you're not a Scrooge!
Christmas isn't too far away and whether sending a gift across the miles, or stuffing it in someone's stocking, or planting a box of Uncle Pooters under the tree this Christmas, it will certainly put a smile on someone's face this Holiday Season.

Thanks for looking and Happy Holidays! 


Friday, August 3, 2012

Greetings from Uncle Pooters and we hope you all are enjoying your Summer!

This is our Monthly Newsletter and updates from Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce for August.

First of all, we'd like to say a special "THANK YOU!" to all who have jumped in on our .99¢ Sale on Ebay these last few weeks!  No, we didn't make money hand-over-fist, but we DID have a GREAT turnout, and that means there's MORE Happy Pooter customers who are now aware of the Power of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce!  \
The word is getting out there!  We have just shipped out the last batch of orders today, 8/3/12, so if you haven't received yours yet, rest assured, it is on its way!!!

Also, Our SUMMER SPECIAL is rolling right along and happy Pooter customers are getting their Pooters headlight lens restorer along with their bumper stickers & showing their Pooter Pride!  Even Spain, Greece & Russia have jumped in! 
Our SUMMER SPECIAL is continuing through the end of August so don't be shy; git ya some! 
Bumper Sticker

Don't forget our New 2.5-oz "Li'L Red" headlight cleaner that is selling very well!  It's small, it's cheap, an' IT WORKS!  Just as well as our 4-oz bottles!  Uncle Pooter likes to be proactive, and our "Li'l Red" makes a GREAT Stocking Stuffer for Christmas!  *hint-hint
...we may be implementing a .99 cent sale on Ebay during the month of November & Decemberfor Christmas Gift giving and stocking stuffer ideas so don't miss out!
"Li'L Red"

We've also just implemented a new wholesale line for Car Washes, Detail Shops, Mobile Headlight Restoration folks and Used Car Lots to place in their place of business.  If you happen to have, or know of someone in the industry who is interested in purchasing wholesale headlight cleaner, send this along!  We believe that our pricing is pretty competitive with the others out there and may even work better!  PLUS, we're even offering to put YOUR LOGO on the label and we're adding FREE SHIPPING!

Click HERE  for info! 
We've even tweaked our business card a bit - maybe some of you have seen its cleaner look!
That's about all from the Pooter Printer...
Thank you for reading, and tell a friend neighbor or coworker! 
Help spread the word! 
Most of all...
♥THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS!!!♥

Here's a link to our travels on Google!