Happy Holidays from Uncle Pooter!

Headlight Cleaner & Plastic Lens Restorer

for your old faded headlights!

Hi guys!  It's that time of year again!  A bit between Black Friday,  Cyber Monday  and Grandmaw's house!

We here at Uncle Pooters want to wish y'all a Really happy Holiday season and a Happy New Year!

We still have our Headlight Restoration formula bottled up in red & green tags for our Stocking Stuffer Special with Free Shipping thru December 14th so Git yer orders in to guarantee shipping by Christmas!

You can Also get one single bottle of our Headlight Cleaner at great discounts right at our store www.shop.unclepooters.com

or www.unclepooters.com

Headlight Restoration shouldn't be a complicated hassle!

With Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce, all you have to do is rub on, rub in & rinse off!

It's that easy!

We ship FREE in sturdy recyclable cardboard boxes and ship same or next business day!

Check out our 4-page Shipping Map of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce Travels & see where in the world Uncle Pooter has been!

Maybe in yer neck of the woods!

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These are happy Pooter people! 

You can be a Pooter too!

Once again, stop by our website & even if ya don't get ya some, give us a +1!

We're growing and have wholesale available also so tell a friend, or drop us a line!

Happy Holidays from Uncle Pooters!

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'Tis the Season for Holiday Stocking Stuffers!

Greetings all, and welcome to the November Newsletter for Uncle Pooters!

We know it's a bit late, but with all of the crazy goin's on lately, we decided to wait a bit until all of the chaos died down.

We have a few updates to cover in this issue, but first we'd like to send our thoughts up to you all in the Northeast who have had the double-whammy hit ya hard!  We're hoping y'all will get back on your feet soon & have a warm & prosperous Holiday.  Some of our select items in our Ebay Store do have a percentage going to the Red Cross so check it out.

In other news, we have added a portal page to our website containing Gift cards, cell phones & cameras, for those of you looking for a bargain on those kinds of things. 

Now for our Christmas Stocking Stuffer Special!

We have put 4 of our 2.5-oz little reds all together in one package for $20.00   and yes, that's with free shipping!  Uncle Pooter's Li'l Red is small & makes a perfectly-unique stocking stuffer!

Plenty of folks have been checkin' out the power of Pooters, so we always keep an updated map of where Uncle Pooter has traveled!  Maybe in your neck of the woods!
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So if you, or someone you know has a vehicle with old, faded headlights, pass it on or Git ya some & give the gift of Pooters this year!  We have a great line of products to fit almost anyone's budget!  All of our individual bottles are under 10 bucks and as always, that's with FREE Shipping.

 

We also have just launched Pooter Merchandise available at www.unclepooters.com
Hoodies, Mugs, Tshirts & other great stuff! 

 

 

 

 Show yer Pooter Pride!
 

 

 

 
 

 

Yes, that's right!  We sell Wholesale cases as well!  You can make some extra cash by being a distributor / reseller of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce if you'd like!  Flea Market, Small Stores, Curious Shops, Auto Parts Store, Car wash, Detailing Shop.  Anywhere!  You set your price and sales strategy.  It's a great opportunity!

Well, as always, we'd like to say "Tell a friend!  Pass us on!  and... Thank you for your business!

Uncle Pooter's Fan Store! Show yer Pooter Pride

Uncle Pooter's FAN STORE

Cups, Glasses, Mugs, Tshirts, Hoodies & MORE!

Click HERE to check it out!

 

 

 

 

Yep!  That's right!  Uncle Pooter has collectibles available for you!  Even Cell Phone covers & iPad skins!

Birthdays, Christmas, Office Parties, or any occasion is a great opportunity to Be a Pooter Fan!

Click HERE to see everything!

 

Don't run around empty-handed!  These collectibles have style & flair!

We'll be willing to bet that none of yer neighbors have an Uncle Pooter's Cocoa or coffee mug.

 

How about an Uncle Pooter's Baseball Cap?

Yup! It's available!

Wear it in yer truck, to a flea market, your local baseball game, heck-  wear it up in yer local Wal Mart for all we care!  (Just don't wear it in church!)

 

Not into T-shirts?

Then spruce it up a bit with a Polo Golf Shirt!

Available HERE!

 

 

There's Tons of other apparel & Uncle Pooter collectibles available so pass it on & tell a friend!

 

Visit our website at www.unclepooters.com

and pick up some of our famous Headlight Sauce for under 10 bucks with FREE Shipping!

 

Thank you for your business!

 

                            -Uncle Pooter

 

 

 

 

 

Digital Cameras, Gift Cards & Cell Phones!

Christmas Gift Ideas available at Uncle Pooters!

Happy Fall All!

Now is the time to start browsing for those special folks on your shopping list!

We here at Uncle Pooter's have created that Hidden Hole in the wall where you can see literally  HUNDREDS of these items on sale & purchase them at SUPER LOW Prices!

At www.unclepooters.com we have dedicated a page exclusively to cell phones, gift cards of all denominations and digital cameras of ALL kinds.  Perfect for that Holiday Stocking Stuffer or Christmas Present you've been eyeballing for awhile!

 

Gift Cards for Xbox, Gaming Time, Restaurants, Starbucks, Joe's Crab Shack, Air time--YOU NAME IT!

Cell Phones
Popular Cell Phone brands with plans such as Nokia, Motorola, Blackberry, LG, Samsung, HTC and Plans to go with 'em!

Digital Cameras - too many to mention but HP, Canon, Nikon, Panasonic, Sony & Olympus just to name a few.

It's a shopping BONANZA!  Put us in your favorites for when you need to scoop up the perfect Holiday Gift Idea this year!
Pass it onto your mailing list!
It's all at www.unclepooters.com  so put us in your favorites & don't forget!  Our Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce makes a great Stocking Stuffer too! Free shipping & all under $10 bucks!

4 bottles for $20.00 at www.unclepooters.com Makes a great gift for the auto enthusiasts in your family!

PLUS, IF YER NOT JUST SHOPPIN' FOR A #christmas #GIFT FALL CLEANING IS A GREAT TIME TO GET YER OLD HEADLIGHTS CLEANED UP FOR THE #WINTER MONTHS COMING AHEAD! SALT, SAND, UGH! rESTORE YOUR HEADLIGHTS BEFORE OLD MAN WINTER HITS SO YOU CAN SEE BETTER THROUGH THE SLEET & SNOW! WWW.UNCLEPOOTERS.COM making the world a brighter place, one headlight at a time. and all under 10 bucks!

Well, we know it's late, but E-business never sleeps! We trust that many of you have received your samples, and have had a chance to try 'em out on some of your older units and check out our website ( www.unclepooters.com ).

 

Whether you're a retail store, a used car dealer, or a mobile detail shop, car wash- what have you - we're hoping that you can put the power of Pooters to work in your line of business! Right now, we're shooting for around 20 accounts. We've had great reviews on the retail end of things, so we're branching out to wholesale! Attached is our pricing for our cases.
We look at it this way: If you buy a gallon of headlight cleaner from someone and your employee happens to knock it over with his knee, or your dog hits your can & spills it, you've lost your $100.00 investment all over the ground! On the other hand, if you're using our bottles for commercial use and you spill one, you have plenty more to fall back on! No great loss! Thanks for dropping by - OH-- no samples outside the U.S. Just U.S. only Sorry guys! The shipping is unviable to the retailer on the other end. Although we retail many bottles all over the world retail, the shipping just gets too out of control on cases shipped outside the U.S. and companies would have to jack up theiir prices to offset the cost & that's not what Uncle Pooters is about. We're about keeping it low for the working class. And as always, Thanks for your business!! ☺

Happy October and thank you for your business! 

www.unclepooters.com

Headlight Cleaner & Plastic Lens Restorer for your Headlights! 

We here at Uncle Pooters send out our monthly newsletter not only as an update to what's going on, but also to keep you in the loop, as to our specials!

Recently, we've had a lot of FIRSTS!

 First Mexico order,

First 4-oz Blue Bullet Bottle

New 4-oz "Fat-boy" Bottle

 

First Mexico sale!

 

Actually, our Sales map is here!

See where Uncle Pooter has traveled!

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First green-screen technology video!

twine tastes so good cats ask for it by name 

Right now, on www.unclepooters.com you can get a box of 4 2.5 oz "Li'l Reds for just $20.00 and that includes FREE Shipping! This is a great Christmas gift, stocking stuffer , present, or gift idea for you this Holiday season! Put in your faves if you're not ready to purchase just yet, or send this onto a friend! 

We also introduced several NEW Videos last month with various makes & models on our Youtube channel!

Here's just one of our 2003 Mercury Sable:

 

We also added a:

Honda Accord

BMW 318

Toyota Celica

Suzuki Aerio

Honda CR-V

Volkswagen Jetta

Kia Spectra

and a Ford Windstar

Oh, and first complaint for our newsletter.

 We try & be straightforwarrd & honest, but last month, we had an unsubscriber.  He wrote with so much ire, so much rage, that it was hard to fathom where he was coming from!  It must've taken 10 minutes to write his letter, and we were puzzled as to the timing of it.  He ordered back in MARCH and was just now writing to take him off the mailing list.  All he had to do was hit reply & say "Unsubscribe me"

(Takes 10 seconds; must've been having a bad day.)

 

Uncle Pooter's gets a lot of junk email, and we put it in our spam folder.  Later, if we want to look at it, we can go in there & see what we want to see.  It's a couple clicks of a mouse.  We order online too!  As a result, we get follow-up emails and sometimes, they come 3 or 4 times a week!  It's CRAZY!  That's why we send out our emails just one a month because we are on the other side of the coin too.

 

There's no need for sending a poison pen letter- We'll put a link here and just say "unsubscribe".

 

Click here to unsubscribe

 

a couple clicks & you're done.  We'll update our spreadsheet expediently and have you off the mailing list.

 

Onto other more positive news!

 

We've got quite a few wholesale cases sold and dealers & vendors are jumping on board.  If you are a legitimate dealer, auto detailer, or car wash or other business that would like to incorporate Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce into your line of business, hit us up!  We'll send out a free sample for you to try & hopefully, you'll become a retailer or jump on as one of our accounts!

Have a safe & happy Halloween and we'll see ya next month!

 

--Uncle Pooters.