Hello from Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce!

We have started Summer, and that means Barbeques, Hammocks, Fishin' Lemonade, Travelin', the beach, and just having fun in general!

We hope all you guys have a great Summer this year, and we here at Uncle Pooters are doing the same!

We started out June STRONG, but ended weak. That got us thinkin'... Thus, we revamped! Therefore, we're gonna update ya on our recent stuff, and all of you who have bought with us before, you know we send out our emails just once a month 'cause Uncle Pooter hates SPAM!

Anyway, we'll keep this short & sweet.

Attached is our new SUMMER SPECIAL, featuring our NEW "Li'l Red" accompanied by a bumper sticker for just $4.99!

Show your Pooter Pride! Or, you can find it HERE

Also, if you just clicked there, you'll see that we've revamped our WEBSITE a bit to give it a more professional & clean feel!

Along with that, we've also cleaned up our act on all of our Ebay listings, giving them a fresh makeover; rather than have our pictures splattered here & there.(too grungy)

You can see an example of that HERE

That being said, along with our sharper image, we have also decided to integrate shipping into our pricing

for ALL THREE of our products to eliminate the math from shoppers trying to decide which product is best for them when it comes to headlight restoration.

All of you are former customers, and know what you have paid, so the difference in the FREE SHIPPING is the same. We've just added it all in there to keep it simple.

On another note, we have taken our original 4-oz bottle and have changed it to blue with a blue label!

We feel that an analagous color scheme is a better representation of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce.

P.S.

As a reminder, those of you who have purchased 6 months ago, MAY need another application of Pooter's, so this would be a great time to take advantage of our SUMMER SPECIAL!

Our Summer Special for $4.99 does not have free shipping; That is about $2.15-$2.35 but still a great deal!

Cool Stuff:

We've sold in Russia, the Czech Republic, Singapore, Austrailia, Canada and the UK this month! The word's getting out about Uncle Pooter's!!

View Uncle Pooter's Headlight SauceTravels in a larger map

Thanks!

Uncle Pooter's has ordered headlight cleaner from the competition and has seen it.

he's not too impressed. (ugh!) (SERIOUSLY???)

Hey, ya gotta know what yer up against and it ain't much.

We're FAR better which explains the verbiage in our ads now.

We're not going after them personally; just generalizing and separating us vs. THEM. We have a better product and customer service.

We here at Uncle Pooters would like to thank you for your orders and hope you will pass the word on to someone who may need us.

Thanks again!  Come see us at www.unclepooters.com & have a GREAT SUMMER!!

Uncle Pooter.

June Updates from Uncle Pooter

THE POOTER

 PRESS

Howdy from Uncle Pooter’s and thank you for your business!

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As you may know, we only send out our updates about once a month.

This month is June, and that means Father’s Day and that means specials at www.unclepooters.com!

We’ve also decided to call our monthly newsletter

“THE POOTER PRESS”

 But first, as any proud father, Uncle Pooter would like to announce a new addition to the family!

As you may or may not have seen, we have had some teaser ads floating around out there for our NEW release of Uncle Pooter’s “Li’l Red”!

We’ve had some emails & comments mentioning that our bottles are just too much & we have heard your voice!  Now, Uncle Pooter’s is DOWNSIZING!  Getting SMALLER!

“Li’l Red” is Uncle Pooter’s newest addition packaged in a 2.5-oz bottle with just as much power as our 4-oz bottle AND, at a lower price!  Just $3.99!

Check it out on Ebay or on our Website! HERE!

Sure! We will still offer our 4-oz bottles out there, but there was a demand for a smaller size, so now you have TWO choices!  Our original “Big Blue” 4-oz bottle, and now our “Li’L Red” 2.5 oz bottle!

Also, we have changed our 3-oz ‘Jugs” a bit, by utilizing them as special occasion jugs with Personalized tags on them such as: Happy Father’s Day, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, Merry Christmas, etc. with a message on the inside of the card pertaining to the occasion instead of instructions.  The instructions will be printed separately on plain paper included in the package.  These will retail for $6.99

Q: Hey man, why’d you jack up the prices on yer 3-oz jugs?

A: It’s simple.  We’re always straight up with our customers.  We don’t want to raise prices, but our suppliers have jacked up the prices on jugs!  Actually, these jugs are used as syrup bottles in many places, and it must be syrup season up in Connecticut & Vermont or something, because our price on jugs went WAY up!  But Uncle Pooter likes the look & feel of ‘em to go along with the Pooter look & image.  It’s a JUG with a cute li’l handle and we sure don’t want to get rid of them because they’re cute!  So, we had to improvise and now we’re selling our jugs as more of a novelty/gift item with a specialty tag.  So, if you happened to get one of these at $5.00, consider yourself lucky!  We had no choice but to raise our price on our Jug. (sorry!)

We have also unleashed several new YouTube videos called our “Junkyard” series by proving the power of Uncle Pooters on several different vehicles including a Father’s Day video spoof collage!  Check it out HERE!

You just don’t know how I drive out & about every day & see hundreds of vehicles that could use our product.  The fact is, they just aren’t aware or just don’t know how much better their vehicle could look by spending 5 bucks & 10 minutes on their headlights!  Headlight restoration is an overcomplicated term made up by corporate higher-ups in order to gain more profit.  If the general population only knew that it is as easy as getting the lime off of your bathroom sink for little time & investment, they’d be amazed!  Many people hear the words headlight restorer, or restoration & they think, “Oh my God, that will take all day!”  Seriously!  They do!  I have asked people and they actually think it’s a half-day job like removing a tree stump or cleaning barnacles off of the bottom of a boat!

That’s a main reason I put out my videos – to illustrate how easy it is.  Wipe on, wipe in, rinse off. 

Anyway, We here at Uncle Pooter’s hope you & yours had a great Memorial Day Weekend.  If you’ll notice, Uncle Pooter has had NO ADS pertaining to Memorial Day or Mother’s Day.  We choose our battles as we see fit, and have seen no need to plug our product into these holidays.  It’s as we see appropriate.  But Father’s Day we think is a great & unique gift idea for yer pops, yer pappy, dad, - whatever you call him, he’s your father so send him a weird & crazy gift he’s never seen before!

So, to reiterate, we now have  our little Uncle Pooter’s Headlight Sauce family of:

Our 2.5-oz “Li’l Red” at $3.99

Our 4-oz “Big Blue” at $5.99

And our 3-oz Jug at $6.99

All available on Ebay or our website with Fast Shipping! 

Once again, we do appreciate your business and thank you again.  We hope you’ll tell a friend! 

Thanks from Uncle Pooter’s Headlight Sauce!

www.unclepooters.com

Thank y'all in #Virginia for your orders of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce on #Ebay! It's headin' yer way! Don't forget - we are going to be having a Father's day sale coming soon and have some big changes comin' around! It's gonna be a GOOD DEAL! Watch for our NEW Launch coming soon! It's under wraps right now, but you'll see soon! Check out our new #Youtube videos just posted last week and sign up for our Weekly Giveaway! There's always fun to be had at www.unclepooters.com Headlight cleaner and plastic lens restorer for restoration of your old, faded headlights! Git ya Some! "It's cheap, an' IT WORKS!" Thank you for your business! -Uncle Pooter

Thank you for your business today! You know, It's car washing season. When you wash your car, wax it, vacuum the inside & Armor All it, then Armor All the tires, do the windows inside & out, it looks pretty spiffy right? But look at your headlights. If they're old & faded, you can bring them back too! It gives your vehicle a new "Face" and takes YEARS off the look! It only takes 5-10 minutes a headlight, so why not buff 'em out with some Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce? Uncle Pooters is a headlight cleaner and plastic lens restorer that will spruce up your headlights for just $5 BUCKS! Just rub on, rub in, and wipe off like an old genie lamp and you're rollin' proud! Get a bottle today at www.unclepooters.com during our May Special and check out our NEW Bumper Stickers too! We've had great reviews on Ebay and ship worldwide! Same day or Next day shipping & Paypal Secured see our specials at www.shop.unclepooters.com or tell a friend! Vendor packs are also available if you'd like to resell! We're still new, so we would like to get the word out! Many of your neighbors have already tried the power of Pooters! See our Map! http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msid=202188236101547062460.0004be6b09bb97f3255e1&msa=0&ll=5.41058,-143.992739&spn=178.815661,35.15625 We're also going to be having a new series of Youtube videos coming soon! Thanks again for your business! ~ Uncle Pooter

Happy weekend to all from Uncle Pooters! We just wanted to cover some questions about Headlight sealant|sealer The answer is, No, we do not use it and here is why: When we came up with the idea for Uncle Pooters, the whole idea was to make it for the working-class Joe, the single mom, the teenager with his or her first car and those in general with a tight budget. (The working class) We aimed to keep our prices low at rock bottom, but still be effective. This is made for vehicles such as Hyundai Accents, Kia Sephias, Dodge/Plymouth Neons, Fords, NIssans, Hondas, Toyotas and the mainstream norm. Sure, it will work on high-end vehicles, and that is where a sealer should be used. Basically, so many are driving to work & back in their older vehicles nowadays, they want to keep it looking as best they can, but not spend an arm & a leg to do so. They just don't have the cash flow so that's where we come in. The ones who have newer, cars have no need for it, and BMW Porsches, Lexus' Mercedes, Jaguar & the like SHOULD have a sealer on top of it, but these products market a sealer to everyone making it seem as though they need it, when they really don't because the general public doesn't know any better. Let's face it; if you're driving around in a 1998 Honda Civic that is your main mode of transportation and has a book value of $2500...you're just trying to keep your car looking the best you can. That's where Uncle Pooters can help out and it's only $6.00! On the other hand, if you're driving a GMC Yukon Denali that has a book value of $47000, then yes, Even though you'll get great results from our product, a sealer would be in order or a professional. We market to the working class & not try & gouge folks with double talk like a lot of other companies do out there. They'll tell you you need a sealant because of UV rays etc. but the bottom line is, the headlight needs to be deoxidized & cleaned. A cheesy analogy may be it's like your bathtub with rust or lime stains. They come back about twice a year, so you use Lime Away to get rid of it, right? The same is true for older headlights. The oxidation comes back, you clean em up as needed. After the first time of cleaning your headlights with Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce, it gets easier the next time! You can tell when the headlight is starting to get cloudy again so a quick application of Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce - wipe on, wipe in, rinse off & you're done! No sealer needed!

Come see our April Specials!

With all of the different headlight cleaners, restorers, polishers, plastic lens restorers, what have you, it’s become pretty hard to see what is what. From homemade remedies, to scientific breakthroughs, hundreds of websites etc. it’s another conundrum as to what to choose. I go through this when I’m buying chips & beer; I shouldn’t have to scour the earth to scour my headlights! Back in my day, a headlight was made of quality glass, & now everything is either fiberglass or plastic! Anyway, I’ve went to WalMart, & saw that their Turtle Wax headlight / lens restorer was the cheapest at $5.97. Now Turtle Wax is pretty reputable for wax, and Walmart is reknowned for low prices. That being said, I tried it and it seemed to work OK. Wax on, Wax off. And then at AutoZone, they have a Brand called Symtech for $449.00. (Hey! They even throw in the bucket & sponges!) I didn’t try it, as my wallet was a bit thin from Christmas. Then you have the “As seen on TV” called FastBrite which has a 2 oz bottle & a sponge and another 2 oz bottle of sealer-kinda thingy. It sells for $14.99 $21.87 It seems OK, but I don’t like a step-by step process. Try Uncle Pooter’s & get more bang for your buck!

Uncle Pooter's Headlight Sauce is a headlight cleaner and plastic lens restorer that restores older, faded headlights by removing all of that surface oxidation that has built up over time. It's a great & inexpensive way to keep your vehicle not only looking newer, but increasing visibility! Also works on fleet vehicles’ flashers & marker lights! We use Paypal and First-class Mail Fast shipping with tracking! www.unclepooters.com

Yer headlights need cleanin'!